Hello, Internet. My name is Eli Duke, and I am here to give away free smiles! The more smiles I give, the more smiles I get, which makes me give away even more smiles, and then I get even more in return. It's a vicious cycle!
I don't know exactly when or where it happened, but that happy little bugger overup there has been my favorite emoticon for about a decade now. Look at that face! What a guy! Anyhoo, I liked that emoticon so much that I made some stickers and started giving them away to strangers. It was amazing how happy it made people. Who knew that a silly smiley sticker could make someone's day?
Send me your mailing address and I'll send you some smiles! :D